Today, my friend dragged me to see New Moon. There were tons of ‘Team Edward’ and ‘Team Jacob’ supporters, which has to be the most pointless debate of all time. Out of nowhere, a guy dressed like the Phantom of the Opera ran through the crowds yelling “TEAM PHANTOM!” at the top of his lungs. I think he wins. MLIA I NEED TO MARRY THIS MAN <3
Talks with Ma.
Ma: I will go to the safari. Not safari in the apple Cailin: LMFAO. I KNOW MA Ma: do you want me to bring you a leopard Cailin: PLEASE Ma: or elephant Cailin: NO KOALA…oh wait. no koala. sorry. gimme an elephant Ma: Not australia. Ok, I will do that. I’ll put him in the suitcase. Cailin: great. thanks mom. ur the best Ma: just make sure you bring him to your dorm. ok? ...